The world’s worst social media tool* has officially partnered with the world’s most evil organization!
Why Hootsuite?
Don’t worry, we won’t make you read our awful Trust Pilot Reviews reviews. A few highlights: superior lack of morals, top-notch greed, and the best non-answers, silence, and unwavering dedication to ourselves. Which makes us the perfect partner to ICE.
Investors, we could make up to $2.8m to support a truly horrific organization. Get in touch.
Prospective employees, reach out if you want to help us help ICE “build trust.”
We’re just here to drive real-life impact with real-time social insights.
HootSuite makes it easy to be awful.
*Don’t believe us about how bad Hootsuite is? Just look at their reviews on Trust Pilot!
What Our Brave Leaders Are Saying
“We did nothing wrong here. ICE is a customer within the public affairs group, so we help them from our social-media management perspective.
We do business with a lot of polarizing non-profits and other organizations, and as long as these enterprises follow our terms of service, that’s our line.
Engaging with the issue, she added, “won’t change the narrative.”*
Irina Novoselsky Hootsuite CEO
*This site is satire, but Irina actually said this! You can read the full quote here.
Ryan’s silence on the issue of the company he built supporting ICE shows that he is complicit in evil, and that it is probably too late to save his legacy.
Ryan Holmes,
Hootsuite Founder and Board Member
“It’s always an honor to work on anything tied to America’s national security. This is the greatest country on earth – and this deal has the potential to grow into Hootsuite’s biggest accounts … LFG!!!”
Bill Cynecki, Hootsuite Sales Executive
*This site is satire, but Bill actually wrote this! You can read the full quote here.
